“We Came Here to Burgle Your Turts” Crewneck Sweatshirt

This crewneck sweatshirt channels a playful, slightly mischievous energy inspired by the cult-favorite show Over The Garden Wall. The embroidered quote, “We Came Here to Burgle Your Turts,” sits with subtlety and personality—small enough to nod to other fans, yet bold enough when chosen in a larger placement to make a statement. The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend feels substantial and broken-in from the first wear, while ribbed collar and double-needle stitching keep the shape and structure through repeated washes. It’s made with OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically sourced US cotton, so the garment feels responsible as well as comfortable. Soft inner neck labeling and tubular knit construction reduce irritation and fabric waste, making this sweatshirt an easy, everyday layer for cozy nights watching the show, casual meetups with fellow fans, or slow fall walks that call for something warm and familiar.

Product features
- Embroidered quote available small or large, left/center chest or wrist placements
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and comfort
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for lasting shape and strength
- DTF inner neck labels and OEKO-TEX certified dyes; ethically sourced US cotton
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and tear-away label to reduce irritation and fabric waste

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	20.00	22.01	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00	34.00
Length, in	27.00	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50	39.50	40.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50